Showing posts with label puns. Show all posts
Showing posts with label puns. Show all posts

Monday, February 25, 2008

the next big thing

... And You'll Be Shocked By The Surprise Twist Ending!

sometimes i feel like my eyes are sewn closed but i am unaware of it. everything that i see i project onto the back of my eyelids. what i see is what i make of what i hear around me. this morning, during daily calisthenics, this headline:

Blind Man, Having Acquired Heightened Senses, Becomes Bodybuilder

the sun, particularly distinct this morning and early afternoon, has already capitulated to the horizon's yawn. i get very tired around four or five.

one of the first things i'm noticing is the sharp crack & shiver of icicles melting, the grumble of snow, shifting. the temperature maps slowly acquiring the midrange colors: greens, yellows. the need for less layers.

once again, i have a telephone. i can be reached. i am no longer so incorporeal. and things start to warm up, as the sun is brighter & the windows less closed, the mess the winter made is becoming painfully visible. i know i'm jumping the gun a bit, but i can hear the ice breaking. stupid groundhog-seers.

another thought on the bus:

Robber Jone Is Actually Robert Jones - Or Was, Once

Headlines Nowadays Too Pun-chy, Says Times